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Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW
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Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs
Thursday, December 10, 2009
................Friendship Sms.................
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. Why should only I suffer!
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A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u.
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Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend like you can make life worth living for.
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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend like you.
Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. Why should only I suffer!
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A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u.
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Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend like you can make life worth living for.
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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend like you.
................Birthday Sms..................
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Flying papers, multi colored balloon, delicate blossoms, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away.Hope u share lots and receive lots 4 days 2 come ( happy Birthday)
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It’s just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
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May your life be filled with colures And yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true.
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The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.
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Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.
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May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams?
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I hope that your day is blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday.
Flying papers, multi colored balloon, delicate blossoms, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away.Hope u share lots and receive lots 4 days 2 come ( happy Birthday)
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It’s just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
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May your life be filled with colures And yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true.
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The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.
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Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.
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May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams?
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I hope that your day is blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday.
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